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[22 May 2007|09:10pm] |
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Hi! I'm sick of this ugly layout! Aren't you? We need some change around here. Uhh.. I know! How about someone good at this computer language crap come help me! Do your part for society, lend a helping hand today. (You get 4 hours of cip) HAHA yeaaa right.
I hate it when people forward chain letters! It is so frikking annoying! I mean, it's soooooo dumb but... I always end up believing the 'If you do not forward this to at least 20 people in the next 5 minutes Jane will appear at your bedside at 3 am tonight' part at the end. I mean seriously! On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the most annoying. I rate forwarded chain letters a 23. We should so totally jail bastards who start chain letters.
Anyway, our post exam activities have been very ka pow wow! And by ka pow wow, I mean boring/uninteresting/yawn/boring/zzzzz/other words with the same meaning as boring. What kind of post exam activity is 'lessons' supposed to be? It is so pre exam! Gawwd, stop being so selfish! Think about all the kids in Nigeria who ain't got no chance for a proper education.
We had to learn the pledge in different languages last Monday. It was quite fun for the first 2 and a half minutes. Then it got pweddy annoying and everyone just couldn't wait to get out of school. I wonder who came up with the whole "let's make the girls learn the pledge in different languages for the last 2 hours of the day instead of letting them off early". That person cannot be human! Haha.
Alright, I've got to go convince my mother that I don't need school tomorrow, and school doesn't need me tomorrow (or on any other day for that matter), so I should be allowed to sleep in and watch tv all day, hooray! It's been a gazillion years since I last posted on this space. And I've got so much more to say/post/type out. Hahaha not really! That's why I'm ending now. Anyway be prepared for a sexy and amazingggggg new layout when you check back here the next time, hehe! XOXO.
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| I am not butter. |
[03 Apr 2007|09:29pm] |
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Aloha Amigos! There's dance tomorrow till like 7! Wah wah weeee wah! So eggggciting! School's been alright if you take away the teachers and work and boring stuff.
Oh mah gah. We have like so many stupid tests coming up. And then we have our Mid Years. Which is sooo annoying. It is annoying the shitssssss outta me, yes, the shitsssss. And making my eyeballs explode in their sockets. Double whammy, double trouble, double bubble, double yabadaba dooooo. My mom was all like 'If you screw up your exams, I'm gonna sign you up with "MAMA ON WHEELS"' (It's a maid agency thingamagiggy.) HAHAHAHHA "Mama on wheels"? Riiight................. Life at Justineville is so sucky that the population has fallen from 1 to an all time low of 1. Oh man. Go make love people. We need babies. Hokay.
I need to go stroke my pet pelican. So... keep safe and don't play with fire, kids.
Lots of pelican feathers and brains from J.
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| Here they come, the Beautiful Ones. |
[18 Mar 2007|09:05pm] |
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Yay! I'm finally home. No more camps for me! Till.. Whatever.
Like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There's Math homework, there's Physics homework, there's like... other... stuff to do... And like... AHHHHH. Like ahhhhh. Too.. much..... homework.... gonna... blow..... ahhh. AHHH. Panic! At my house. AHHHH. WKANVKSDFJKAF. Likeeeee chillaxxx dooood. I'm only 14! Let me get high on life! One life live it, right? I am drowning in homework, yo. Go feed your cat and eat some leaves. Pwekasdkvnwmefd. OHHH MAHH GAHHH. There's even an English project which I think my group forgot about. And like I can't even remember whose group I'm in and like. And like, and like, and like. WOASDFASFKASJD memory loss much. Too... much..... brain activity... gonna... blow. HHAAH shut up Justine. Grow. Up. Yo. AHH. HAHA OH MAH GAH! There's school tomorrow? Haha since when? Eh since when siaaaa?!
Yadayada! Vertical Horizon is daaaa shits. Go listen to 'Everything you want'. It will help you understand better. And maybe make things less awkward. WAHH WAH WHEE WAHHH!
Okay I'm off to help the aliens save their planet from evil alien eating monsters, and then I'll probably start on the humongoginomous pile of homework my evil teachers gave me. Evil I say! Evil!
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| Let's talk to Frank |
[22 Feb 2007|06:47pm] |
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I think that the Big Boys of Singapore should make tomorrow a holiday. I mean, it's only the most sensiblestest thing to do. Plus there'd be more happy people in Singapore. Whoohoo... Anyway Huston, we have a problem! I kinda failed most of my tests.. by accident of course. Who in Bob's name fails on purpose anyway? Gawwd. There is like so much drama. But I read in the papers somewhere that 'failure is good for you'. Ya? At least now I will have less explaining to do when I face my parents. Pahhnahhnahh! Hogay, gonna go meet with the cool kids now. One life, live it. Fuddle duddle.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, " - Bill C.
Yeaaa. That's what they all say. (Tell me about it)
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| Are you tall, dark AND handsome? |
[13 Feb 2007|07:52pm] |
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Yay! Just another 192340193333329 days till Rachy and I will be cruising around California in our little shiny red car(windows down of course), with the wind blowing our soft and silky hair into our faces. Whooohooo! Now that's something to look forward to.
I have a funny feeling(in my stomach) that tomorrow morning, I will do something very stupid, like forget to bring the cookies that Nut and I shed blood and tears to bake. Or it could just be the 10 times larger than my palm sized chicken chop that I just ate. I love it when my parents are out of town! Junk food galore, late nights, and more junk food. Soooooooo.very.extremely.fun. GAWWWWWD.
Today at recess, the gummy which I was supposed to share with Steph kum accidentally fell into my mouth. AH THE HORROR! So I had to live(the other 20 minutes of recess) burdened by the fact that only I was able to enjoy the yummy gummy. Well, all I can say is that shit happens, guys. In other news, Cons the rons didn't come today because she's sick. Quick call 911 damn it.
Homework ruins peoples' lives. I'm anti-homework. I will give you a cookie if you decide one day, that your life would be better(not to mention easier) if you lived life as an anti-homework person. We can move in with your parents and then play card games all day. The grass is so much greener on the other side, really.
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[12 Feb 2007|08:04pm] |
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Life's been sucha wah wah whee wah! Like literally! One minute I'm all wah wah whee wahing, and the next minute I'm all... not wah wah whee wahing. It's quite strange really! Well, we must all be quick to adapt to our ever changing environment! Hahahah. Wowzerz.
You know there's seriously something wrong when you suddenly 'forget' how to convert m/s to km/h. I mean, do other people also suffer from this Sudden-loss-of-basic-Physics-knowledge illness as well? Is it normal for one to spend 10 minutes figuring out how to convert m/s to km/h, and then just get some shut eye instead? I wish I hadn't taken up Physics in the first place. I was not born for Physics. (Hahahahah, who is?) Who gives two shits about the wonders of Physics? Not me! Ha, oh but I have to, since I have a Physics test on Wednesday. GAWWWD enough with the friggin tests already, people!
HAHA today was a really funny day! Okay bye ya'll!
I'm so annoyed right now. I'll probably delete this later.
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| Like a virrrr-rrrgin. |
[04 Feb 2007|10:13am] |
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Oh my world. I haven't started on Social Studies yet! But like...I really have to go read my magazine like now. Now. NOW. Cause like, really, who cares about SS right? I mean, even if there's a test on Monday, you should really just clear your day and make time for magazines right? And adding another thing to my long list of things to get frustrated about (the frustration list), Freja just messed up the mess in my room. Damn it Jim, I'm not a doctor! I mean, you can still find stuff in a mess you make, but...when someone else makes a mess of your mess, it's like... not cool yo. It makes me want to cut my wrist, slit my throat, black my eye and just lay there and die.
Anyway I realised that I'm planning my whole weekend around homework. Homework this, homework that. I practically eat, sleep and breathe homework. Yknow. Like, hello, there's gotta be more to life than homework ya'll! Like seriously, there has to be more to life right? (Haha, yknow like the Stacie Orrico song?) Ya anyway, I didn't exactly follow my screw-life-homework-is-more-important schedule this weekend. So actually I shouldn't be complaining since I haven't done anything that requires me to think really hard for more than 20 minutes. But like, I got so aggravated by the thought of doing homework, that I just rambled on and on about how I'm stuck in this rut and my life stinks and I'm sucha loser and yadayadayada. Okay gotta go fly a kite now. XOXO.
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| Emo Nemo ah you |
[30 Jan 2007|07:53pm] |
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Tuesdays suck. I hate Tuesdays. Anyway we ate iced gems again during Chemistry. Like. Who. Friggin. Cares. Haaaa. Whateverr. Oh man. I hate it when I'm in the my-life-stinks mode. I mean seriously, who gives an elephant about other people nowadays? I mean, seriously. Now think about that! I mean.. SERIOUSLY. Damn it. Anyway the uhu glue stick does not smell as good as the uhu suerglue. Okay, seriously, who cares? Like, whoever cares raise your hand now. Ya see. I told you. Who really cares about which uhu glue smells better? Nobody, but me. Nobody in this cruel world gives an elephant about anything anymore. I just saw an advertisement asking people to 'be a goat.. baaaaah.' LIKE. WHAT. THE. HELL. Why are they doing this? Why are they wasting money advertising for people to be goats, when they should be helping the blind people! LIKE, SERIOUSLY. I'm soo annoyed right now. I could just squeeze the flesh out of your pinky finger. LIKE GAHHH.
MI CASA SU CASA
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[26 Jan 2007|03:24pm] |
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Hello all. How are you? I don't like the class I'm in, cause everyone there is so hardworking. Making me seem not hardworking, when in fact, I am actually quite hardworking, but just not as hardworking as them. So when you compare me with them, I appear lazy. At least my nerdy specs are helping me with my role model student image, I think.
Chinese was so boring because we had to write a 280 word essay in chinese. Like.What.The.Heck.Yadayada. Since I only know about 50 - 60 chinese characters, I had a really hard time coming up with the other 200 plus chinese characters. Haha anyway today was the first Chemistry lesson where Nut and I didn't talk to each other because we were concentrating very hard. Pity, I am still unable to get at what my teacher was saying. But I'm usually one of the last few to get stuff anyway, so I think I'll be okay.
During Physics, Mariah made me spit my green tea out, all over the graph that I took half an hour to draw. Moron. So I had to hand in a green tea + spit graph to sir, because no way was I gonna spend another half hour drawing a graph which I didn't understand. NOOOO SIRRREEEE(sir-rrrrr-rrrry). Hahahahah. Then my teacher told me that I have to be more serious about my work when I asked him if I could go to the toilet. Dude, I'm as serious as serious gets! Anyway, we've got so many projects and tests. Like whyyyyyy?
Haha if you read all that, you'll probably think I'm a dumbass or stupid or something, but 'A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.' HA! Think about that! Not so dumb after all, huh!
(Math homework is fun. Math homework is fun. Math homework is fun. Let's have fun with Indices. Maybe if I say it another 1723209341 times, I'd actually enjoy myself.)
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| Fishcake Asshole |
[23 Jan 2007|06:00pm] |
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Today we watched naked slaves die during English. They were thrown into the sea with boulders chained to their legs. People from the past are so evil. Inhumane I say! So I've decided that from this day onwards, I'm going to make it an effort to help all the less fortunate people around the world. Haha, uhhhh it kinda doesn't really have anything to do with naked slaves drowning. But after watching so many naked people die at 8 this morning, I had an epiphany! (Almost like as thought a big yellow school bus had hit me!) This is where I make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and break away. And so there you have it. BAM! I've decided to lend a hand. I think you should lend a hand too, about time we all did something good for society right. Haha.
YAY! Today Constance Tang Chi Liang came to school!:) Chemistry with Nut at computer lab was fun. And as usual, the computer we decided to do our scientific research on refused to switch on. We soon became very disturbed. Ah, bad luck I say! Anyway luckily, we had befriended some very nice and smart people the previous week, so we did our totally scientific research with them. And now we're like experts on Mixtures, Pure and Impure substances and.. other scientific sutff.
Recess was daaa bomb(as usual). Natalie, the awesome girl guide, lent us a helping hand, and bought our black pepper chicken rice for us. So instead of waiting 1 hour for a plate, we got it in about 3 minutes. Seriously, she does wonders for society. I would definitely norminate her for class chairperson next year, and next next year, and next next next year. etc etc.
Anyway I really have to go do my math homework now. You know when I said "Math homework sucks and yadayadayada!" in my previous posts? I lied. Hahaha. How would I know that it sucks right? Cause I haven't been doing it! HA! Okay. Gotta go and actually do it now.
The eagle has left the building.
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| EMO 101 |
[22 Jan 2007|10:08pm] |
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OMG today was fun ya'll. Haha. Tomorrow Nut, Denise and I are gonna have a threesome during physics. OH KINKY. HAHA they have been having lesbian fantacies about me. And so I've decided to give them erotic pleasure. Haha okay, uhh whatever. Anyway during Social Studies (also known as the dumbest subject on earth) we were sniffing UHU glue. Wah, Nut's totally addicted to it.
Anyway today during lunch. This stupid janice with a penis came to spend some quality time with us. And her right boob was calling out to me " Poke me justine! Poke me!" So me, being the nice girl I am, jabbed her boob. Then WAHHH. she whacked me head la! She broke my ear and half of my brain nearly fell out of my head during dance today. Tomorrow I'm gonna kill her. That stupid janice with a penis. HAHA uhhh, more like she kill me again. Wha my head almost flew off my neck today. I am very traumatized. Life is precious you guys, treasure it ya? Haha.
Okay so I asked Lynn to help me change my blogskin and change my link. Then she got me this weird livejournal account. Which definitely makes my life easier because I don't know how to operate livejournal. Wah. Like my life not complicated enough with A Math. Haha anyhooo, what was I thinking? badluck-.blogspot.com? (Dude, were you even thinking?) I have decided to ditch the bad luck because I have been involved in a series of very unfortunate events which I believe is the result of very bad luck. So asdiohaklwenjfh to you bad luck. I'm not coming near you again.
HAHA I love the "mood" thingamagiggy. It's so funny. What in the world is exanimate? Haha, okay. Justine out. (HAHAHAHHAHAHA, whoa I am sooo lame sometimes.)
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| I am just a cloud |
[21 Jan 2007|07:05pm] |
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Eeew. There's PE tomorrow. I'd rather just sit down and die. Haha no la, PE isn't that bad. But.. six rounds? EEEEW. Anyway I have got blisters from walking all the way to Little India and then Arab Street from Chinatown. It's almost like walking to India from China and then to.. Arabland or something. Wakawaka, yes so far. Having blisters on your feet surely should be a valid reason for skipping PE, right? I mean, how is one going to run six rounds with blistered feet? It is just inhumane.
Anyway I've watched 11 episodes of Heroes. And now I spend 2 - 3 hours a day dreaming about how I will use my super powers to save the world. And solve all my math homework. Eeeugh, homework can go suck on some cow's balls. I wouldn't care. XOXO.
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| Butt slap, anyone? |
[16 Jan 2007|03:46pm] |
Hello. If you happen to see Justine at school, please tell her to stop being sucha wussy wuss pussy and stop running away from everything. Stupid ass coward. Grow up la, bitch. "Run run run. Whole day run. Come to school run, go home run. Want to run where?"
Anyway, today was a nice sunny day. After much thinking, I have concluded that I have been cursed with the "stupid curse". It's like everything stupid/weird/strange/embarrassing/embarrassing happens to me. And all the cool kids always catch me in my Justine moments. GAWDDDD. My life stinks! (Haha, I'm in the my-life-sucks-drown-in-self-pity mood now)
Today at 4 15 pm, I was so overwhelmed with emotions that I laughed and cried at the same time. Uhhh, drama much? Anyone got some self esteem for rent? Just for 3 months. And then maybe some to last me for the rest of my life. (Wah, overdramatic sia this one.)
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[30 Dec 2006|12:15pm] |
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Omg. She is so weird. Sooo weird. Haha like shiiitee. School is starting yo bitches! Like, wtf. Wtf, wtf, wtf? WHATTT IN DAA WORLD, MOTHERFUCKERR. Dumbass school. I am so annoyed by the fact that school is starting. AHHHH. Damn it Jim! I'm not a doctor. Okay so when exactly does school start? Someone told me Tuesday. Then someone else told me Wednesday. Then some other prick told me Friday. So when, you tell me. I am deeply truely utterly disturbed right now. Haha I don't think that made a lot of sense, but yes. I am soooo annoyed. AARRGH. Wlkankvnwjgwekdve.
AHH why oh why oh why oh why must there be school? WHYYYY..waaazzza. Ladskvc namsfgwekjsd askldnasdkvnedcvknak. I am lost for words.
HAHA, why are the Miss Teen USA peepz, cat walking to High School Musical songs? It is just wrong. Uhh, cat walking? AHHHHH school is starting. THE HORROR. arraskdnkasdgggh. Anyhooo, how come they don't allow polished nails in school? In other news, bad boy Saddam is dead. Long live the king. Dang it, Mary. Think about all the other kids who don't got no school.
Whooohoo.... Let's start 2007 with a bang! Gotta go learn me some Hebrew now, bitches. XOXO
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| Just don't come near me or my Jimmy Choos |
[23 Dec 2006|08:34am] |
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HAHA like small girl like me got Jimmy Choos all. Oh Mi Gawd. I had a headache this morning. (must be spending too much time with Vallo) HA we're gonna watch Rah dance later. For friggin four minutes. DAMN IT JIM! I'M NOT A DOCTOR. Haha Justine out.
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| My 7-Layer Burrito |
[21 Dec 2006|09:11pm] |
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I must!I must!I must increase my bust!
Today was a particularly interesting day for me. First I ate vanilla ice cream for breakfast. YUM. Then I did my morning exercises. Ya know the drill. A run around the park, 100 push ups, 100 jumping jacks. Ya know..the usual. Then I held a turtle race in my room. Of course it would have been a lot more fun if I actually had turtles to race. Oh well, imaginary turtles will just have to do for now. So then I read my 2943 page long book about world politics. I got very tired after that so I decided to go to the toilet to play with the fishes.
Haha. No. Actually all I did today was watch tv, play solitaire showdown with Rah, and help my brother wash the car. Damn it Jim! I'm not a doctor!
"Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity!"
- Eminem
Okay, gotta go flush the toilet 3 times now.
Hugs and kisses,
J
HEEEEHEEE thanks Lynn for helping me with the stupid html rubbish. YOU ARE DA BOMB.
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